Billy Connolly - Masturbation Song Faith Chords

B
when i caught you in the gents playing with part of your body
              E                         B
i know not everybody is a wanker like you
B
and when i pulled out my cuffs you thought that i was kinky 
                  E                                E
pulled out your tinky winky and said watcha gonna do
 
E                            B
youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
E                                B
pick your underpants up off the floor
E                                 B     G#
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
C#                                                 F#
spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
E
cause you had to masturbate
E
you had to masturbate
E
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate


B 
when they took you to the cells you said you wanted a favor
                  E                                     B
you needed some toilet paper cause you missed your underpants
B
and when they took you to the court they said please raise your right hand
         E                                  B
you said sorry i cant cause ive got wankers cramp


 E                            B
youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
E                                B
pick your underpants up off the floor
E                                 B     G#
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
C#                                                 F#
spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
E
cause you had to masturbate
E
you had to masturbate
E
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate
E
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate