WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman Chords | Ver. 1
G G4 G G4
If you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place
G G4 G
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
G G4 G G4
I'm a mean mother-f**ker, I was born that way
G G4 G
And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm f**king gay...
F C G G4
Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name
F C D G G4
I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...
G G4 G G4
Now if you're a woman, married or not
G G4 G
I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott
G G4 G G4
I'll take your legs, and spread them wide
G G4 G
And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...
F C G
I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock
F C D G
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock
F C G
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
F C D G
I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock
G G4 G G4
I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small
G G4 G
I've fought the best, and I've beat them all
G G4 G G4
If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die
G G4 G
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...
F C G
I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name
F C D G
If you don't like the rules don't play the f**king game
F C G
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock
F C D G
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock
G G4
f**kers
Wankers
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