WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Benny Hill - The Dustbins Of Your Mind Chords | Ver. 1
Intro = C Dm
La la la la la la la la di di di di
C G
La la la la la la la la di di di
Verse 1
C
My lovely Auntie Lil took our bus inspector Bill into her
Dm F
bedroom and with great annoyance said
F
Outside our house you've put a stop sign and all the passengers on top
G C
can look in and see my husband and me in bed
C
He said you're joking she said you'll see just lie down on the bed
F Dm
with me so he laid down with her to avoid more fuss
F C
Her old man came in and saw 'em but Bill kept his decorum
F G C
He said it's alright I'm just waiting for a bus
Chorus
C Em Am C Dm
The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
G C
Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
C Em Am C Dm
The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
G C
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind
C Dm
La la la la la la la la di di di di
C G
La la la la la la la la di di di
Verse 2
C
On an outing by the sea two old men sat near to me took off their boots
Dm F
for a paddle by the pier
F
One of them said you rotten swine your feet are dirtier than mine
G C
He said of course they are I didn't come last year
C
And on the seawall by the sand a boy was holding in his hand
F Dm
a cornet he had bought from the cafeteria
F C
He dropped it down a lady's neck and she hollered bloomin' 'eck
F G C
That seagull must've flown in straight from Siberia
Chorus
C Em Am C Dm
The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
G C
Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
C Em Am C Dm
The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
G C
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind
C Dm
La la la la la la la la di di di di
C G
La la la la la la la la di di di
Verse 3
C
When Charlie passed away his young wife heard him say I've been unfaithful
Dm F
to you many times my dear
F
She said darling never mind in fact I knew it all the time
G C
That's why I put that arsenic in your beer
C
Old Ted once took offence it was the one outside our gents it was opened up
F Dm
officially last year
F C
And it was christened by Lord Gray people came from miles away
F G C
'Cos they'd heard that he was a liberal old peer
Chorus
C Em Am C Dm
The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
G C
Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
C Em Am C Dm
The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
G C
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind
C Dm
La la la la la la la la di di di di
C G
La la la la la la la la di di di
