Ben Folds Five - Your Redneck Past Chords

Into:
F D G C C C C [x3] C D -

Post-Intro Bass notes: AAEAAAAA

Verse 1:
A                          G
Choose from any number of magazines
            A
Who do you want to be?
               G
Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?

Chorus 1:
            F                  D
If you're afraid they might discover
      G      C
Your redneck past
             F              D           G       C
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
        C      D       E/B
They'll never send you home

Verse 2:
A
Roots
                           G
The funny limbs that grow underground
                    A
That keep you from fallin' down
                          G
Don't you think that you need 'em now?

Chorus 2:
            F                  D
Just find a place where no one knows of
      G      C
Your redneck past
              F        D              G       C
Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
       C          D       E/B
You'll show them all back home

Bridge:
Amaj7
Desole
         Gmaj9
Je suis American
               Amaj7
Please cook my steak again
         Gmaj9
Je suis American
C/F
Desole
            Amaj7
Je ne parle pas francais

- F D -
  ([Yelled] Yo! Yeah? Yo! Break em off! Break em off!)

Verse 3:
A                G
Laws- vary from state to state
             A
Getcha some books on tape
                G
To learn about holes in space

Chorus 3:
          F                  D
If you're afraid they might uncover
      G      C
Your redneck ass
            F               D           G      C
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
        F     D     G       C
Ohohoh, oh oh oh oh ohohoh ohhh
     C       D        E/B
It's good to be back home