Bargain Music - Joanna Ukulele

remember me joanna
A
we were only 17
         D    A
you took me to places most teengers have never been
A                             G                 E
didnt need no room or bed because we had your car
A                          D                   S
ask you if you'd marry me
A
you said "no!" cause one day i'll be a star
           G               E              A

reggae strumming comes in on last A*
this is a live acoustic version so im not sure about the recorded version, but this is 
he plays on the one ive heard*
continues on in the same way*


highschool, it was rough on me
i dont think that i was cool
especially when you dumped me in front of everyone
you called me a fool
said its nothing personal
i just wasnt on par
how can i date a big fat loser
when one day im gonna be a star

you graduated with honors joanna
while i was on the five year plan (plan)
i swore i'd win you back joanna
things will be different when i become a man

college was much easier
party'd every nite
but everytime i f**ked a girl
i saw your face, turn off the lights
now i'm in the work force
spend nite time in a bar
often when i think of you
i wonder, did you ever become a star

it was dicki's bachelor party
and everyone was there
then i got so faded that i
chipped a toothe when i fell down the stairs
time for a private lap dance, it wasnt very far
you said hi my names' joanna, im a 50 dollar and hour star

that made me laugh y'all
do u remember me joanna (yeah)
do u remember me cause i remember you
i remember when you danced in that play
you wore that dress and that flower lei
'member me joanna
i had those plaid shorts, i bought the plaid shorts
size 42 plaid shorts i was wearing in izod
'member me joanna cause i sure as f**k remember you
'member me joanna, remember me joanna
yeah anna oh