Bare Naked Ladies - Some Fantastic Chords

Words and Music by Steven Page and Ed Robertson

I think this is pretty darn close to the version on Stunt. 

Capo III

G 320003 (or 320033), Cadd9 x32003 (or x32033), C x32010, Em 022000,
D x00232, Am x02210

Most of verse alternates G Cadd9... 

One day I will build a fountain            G Cadd9...
Drink and never grow old                   G Cadd9...
Then I'll market an elixir                 G Cadd9...
G Cadd9...                     Em
That will eliminate the common cold
Em             Cadd9
Find your sickness on my list
Em             Cadd9
Pay up front and make a wish

One day I will work with animals           G Cadd9...
All the tests I'm gonna do                 G Cadd9...
All my stuffs completely natural           G Cadd9...
And when we're done                        G Cadd9...
We'll boil them down for glue              G Cadd9... Em
That we can use to re-adhere               Em Cadd9
Your lips to mine if you were here         Em Cadd9

G         D        C        Am
There's a lot I will never do
G         D        C        Am
Some fantastic I know it's true
G         D        C        Am       C
Not as much as my want to be with you

I can't stand to wait in line long          G Cadd9...
So I built a new machine		    G Cadd9...
It just measures up the distance	    G Cadd9...
And then eliminates the folks between       G Cadd9...

One day I'll construct a sattelite          G Cadd9...
And I'll name it after you		    G Cadd9...
Cause' you were the greatest friend of all  G Cadd9...
Except for when you split my lip in two     G Cadd9... Em
To see the look upon your face              Em Cadd9
As I launch you into space                  Em Cadd9

There's a lot I will never do 		    G D C Am
Some fantastic I know its true		    G D C Am
But not as much as my want to be with you   G D C Am C

Bye bye self respect			    G D C Am
I haven't had much of it since you left     G D C Am
I missed out on the best of you		    G D C Am C

Someday I will find the secret              G Cadd9...
To your social chemistry                    G Cadd9...
Then I'll print it on a t-shirt		    G Cadd9...
And it'll make you want to be with me       G Cadd9... Em
And if I wear it past your work		    Em Cadd9
You'll see other guys are jerks             Em Cadd9
Much like pheromones for flies              Em Cadd9
You will not avoid my eyes                  Em Cadd9

There's a lot I will never do 		    G D C Am
Some fantastic I know its true		    G D C Am
But not as much as my want to be with you   G D C Am C

Bye bye self respect			    G D C Am
I haven't had much of it since you left     G D C Am
I missed out on the best of you		    G D C Am C
 
Bye bye self respect			    G D C Am
I haven't had much of it since you left     G D C Am
I missed out on the best of you		    G D C Am C

Bye bye					    G D C Am
Bye bye                                     G D C Am
Bye bye                                     G D C Am G