B A Johnston - So High In Foodland Chords

[Verse 1]
 
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Customer comes in says this whipped cream is defective
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Strawberry shortcake the family has rejected
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Can I get another one or perhaps a refund?
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I say bud no problem
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Go to the walk-in get some cool whip
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And I put that can right to my lips
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And I suck out all that sweet sweet nitrous
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Go to the customer say desert is saved
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But I know its not and I’m a dick
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Cos you can’t have no whipped cream without the nitrous
 
[Chorus]
           A        G       E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
           C        G       E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
 
[Verse 2]
 
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Manager comes by says we got a problem
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Another case of Cool Whip is defective
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I say that’s weird seems like a brand name that could be trusted
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Manager leaves and I am happy
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Manager returns and I am bummed
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He says can you stock the milk walk in I am happy again
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Go to the milk walk in and stock some milk
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Then I sit on a crate and eat some fudge
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Then I suck some nitrous eat some fudge suck some nitrous
 
[Chorus]
           A         G      E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
           C         G      E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
 
[Verse 3]
 
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I wonder what's in canned corned beef
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Then I realise I don’t wanna know
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Then Steely Dan comes on the radio
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And as I dance to Reeling In The Years
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Realise I am one with canned corned beef
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I am one with Toilet Duck  I am one with Sharman
 
[Chorus]
            A        G       E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
            C        G        E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
 
[Verse 4]
 
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Next time your in Foodland and you see a bag boy
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He’s kinda lazy and got red red eyes
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Don’t be angry hey man don’t you dare be surprised
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Cos when you pay someone the least you can
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Expect them to dance to Steely Dan
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Expect your customers to return all their whipped cream cans
 
[Chorus]
            A        G      E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland
           C         G      E
And I’m so high, so high at Foodland