Australian Crawl - Boys Light Up Ukulele

Bm                          G           
I wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A                     Bm      
Where all the lady's names are Joan,
Bm                          G
when her husband works back late at night,
A
hopes are are up for trouser's down,
          Bm
with the hostess on the business flight.
             G
Taxi in her Mercedes drive,
A                     Bm
I hope that driver's coming out alive,
Bm
the garden it is dorseted,
       G
that lady she's so corseted,
A                       Bm
she'd got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
Bm 
Thinks he's one and only,
          G
but that lovely she's so lonely,
      A                       
she pumps him full of breakfast,
          Bm  
and she sends on his way.

Bm
What a sing song dance,
        A
what a performance,
        G
what a cheap tent show,
   F#
oh no no no no no,
A        Bm   
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
Buddy

Bm-G-A

Bm            G
Silently she opens the drawer
A                 
Mama's little helper,
     Bm
is coming out for more,
Bm                       G
Stategically positioned for the midday show,
     A
The back is arched, those lips are parched,
  Bm
repeated blow by blow,
Bm                        G
Later at the party where all the MP's rave,
           A  
About the hummers she been given,
         Bm
and the money that they've saved,
Bm
To her it is skin lotion,
G
him promotion too,
  A                            Bm        
that flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view.


Bm
What a sing song dance,
        A
what a performance,
        G
what a cheap tent show,
   F#
oh no no no no no,
A        Bm   
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up

A        Bm   
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up