Arrogant Worms - Boy Band Ukulele

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                           ARROGANT WORMS - Boy Band 
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You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know 
what I'm thinking, girl. Or... or do you?

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Girl, you think I'm the bomb, but I'm old enough to be dating your mom. 
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And I did. She wasn't that bad, but you're grounded if you tell your dad

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That you like the way we dance, with rock-hard abs and plastic pants.
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You give us teddy bears, and in return we shave our chest hairs. 
                                                      (Yeah, we're so manly.)

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Cos we're singing in a boy band. The words are stupid, and the music's bland.
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Never see a dime for selling out to the man. Yeah, we're a boy band.

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We say we met in church, but we're a product of market research. 
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We sing about sex, to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet. 
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It's not like they listen, it's not like they care. 'Cause when we sweat our 
G               Am
bodies glisten, yeah
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We like the color blue. (blue, blue) And we're appearing at a mall near you (right 
beside the food court).

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Cos we're singing in a boy band. The words are stupid and the music's bland. 
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No one likes us here, but we're big in Japan. Yeah, we're a boy band.

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Throw your hands up in the air 
    D                     A
and wave them around like you just don't care  
    Bm                   G                    
You just don't care, you just don't care, 
    D                     A
now bring your hands down from the air. 

Solo:

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Doo doo doot doot doot, Doo doo doot doot doot,
D                       A
Doo doo doot doot doot, Doo doo doot doot doot, 

Bm                      G
Doo doo doot doot doot, Doo doo doot doot doot,
D                       A
Doo doo doot doot doot, Doo doo doot doot doot,
A
ahh ahh ahh.

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Cos we're singing in a boy band. The words are stupid and the music's bland.
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Another pollutant in the pop wasteland. Yeah, we're a boy band.
              A   D
Yeah, we're a boy band. 
              A   D
Yeah, we're a boy band.