Allister - None Of My Friends Are Punks Ukulele

Allister
None Of My Friends Are Punks
Last Stop Suburbia
2002

Key: B, C#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -  x24442
E -  022100
F# - 244322
C# - x46664
G# - 466544


Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up

Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok f**k you!!

Sing:
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks

Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

Sing:
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
            B
they've got pussy corporate jobs
       E--
So ill sit here like a f**k


Talk:
Hey dude John's 
still playing
(im so sorry)


Sing:
B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
           B
They could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo 


Talk:
f**k
Ready?

B C#(hold)
N--


Sing:
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
         B
They all work at corporate jobs
        E
While I sit here like a slob
     B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
      C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#        G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks

Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did 
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my 
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand


Chorus 1:
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
         B
They all work at corporate jobs
        E
While I sit here like a slob
     B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks


Chorus 2:
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
     B
They converse with upper class
        E
While I sit here on my ass
     B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks


Chorus 3:
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
      C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#        G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks


Chorus 4:
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#        F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
         C#
And they like to hum along
        F#
While I sing these sh*tty songs
      C#        G#          C#    C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks