Ac Newman - Miracle Drug Chords

Dm                            Bb                  F
He was tied to the bed with a miracle drug in one hand,
        Dm                  Bb                    F          C           Gm
In the other, a great lost novel that, I understand, was returned with a stamp
           Bb                 C               F
That said "Thank you for your interest, young man."

         Dm                    Bb                   F
While preparing his soul for a perilous slide into crime,
          Dm                   Bb                   F
He had decided that he would err on this side of divine,
      C             Gm                 Bb              C               F
Being told this was wise, that there'd be payback with interest in due time
   Gm                 Am
So why all the history now-

Bb C x4

or

e|------------8-----------8-----------8-----------8---------|
b|--8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---10p8----|
g|-------------------------------------------------------8--|
d|----------------------------------------------------------|
a|----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|

e|--10--8--------8------------------------...---------------|
b|---------10-------10-------8------------...----7s0--------|
g|----------------------7-------10--------...----7s0--------|
d|----------------------------------7-----...----7s0--------|
a|----------------------------------------...---------------|
E|----------------------------------------...---------------|

(half-muted slide down from 7th fret 4th string)

       Dm                    Bb                     F
He was tied to a job selling miracle drugs from his home,
       Dm                    Bb                      F
At his door every morning, a trophy arrived with the dawn,
         C            Gm
With the following inscribed:
       Bb                C                 F
"We've followed you with interest for some time."
   Gm                 Am
So why all the history now-

[yadda yadda]

Bb C x4

or

e|------------8-----------8-----------8-----------8---------|
b|--8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---8h10p8h10---10p8----|
g|-------------------------------------------------------8--|
d|----------------------------------------------------------|
a|----------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|

e|--10--8--------8------------------------...---------------|
b|---------10-------10-------8------------...----7s0--------|
g|----------------------7-------10--------...----7s0--------|
d|----------------------------------7-----...----7s0--------|
a|----------------------------------------...---------------|
E|----------------------------------------...---------------| 

       Dm                     Bb                  F
He was tied to the bed with a miracle drug in one hand,
       Dm                     Bb                  F
he was tied to the bed with a miracle drug in one hand.