Aaron Watson - If You're Not In Love Chords

  
  
  
          A 
 Well I'm trying not to panic 
         E 
 But I'm gettin' all romantic 
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 Gettin' soft with everything I say and do 
             A 
 I'm talkin' hours on the phone 
         E 
 Puttin' on that sweet cologne 
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 I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you 
  
  
  
 Oh wait a minute it gets worse 
 I found myself holding your purse 
 Waiting outside that bra and pantie store 
 My boss' wife walked by 
 She spotted me and told me hi 
 And I knew then 
 I was in for it for sure 
  
  
             A 
 Now all the boys down at the shop know 
          E 
 And they sure do find it funny 
       A 
 They say you've changed my ways 
                 B 
 And that you're spending all my money 
  
  
  
 (Chorus) 
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 Honey if you're not in love 
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 If you're not in love 
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 If you're not in love 
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 Oh if you're not in love... 
  
 Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble 
  
  
  
 I get this lump in my throat 
 I think I sold my boat 
 So I could buy that diamond ring for you 
 Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' 
 That since I can't go fishin' 
 You don't make me sell my golf clubs too 
  
  
 Now all the boys down at the shop know 
 And they laughed until I cried 
 I told them If I mess this up 
 My mamma's gonna tear my hide 
  
  
  
 (Chorus) 
  
  
        A 
 I gave up that can of snuff 
          E 
 No more NASCAR on TV 
       A 
 Honey If that ain't enough 
      E 
 This may be the death of me 
  
  
 (Chorus)